Posted 3 days ago

You should have acted. They’re already here.The Elder scrolls told of their return.Their defeat was merely a delay.From the time after Oblivion opened.When the sons of Skyrim would spill their own blood.But no one wanted to believe. Believe they even existed.And when the truth finally dawns, it dawns in fire.But there is one they fear.In their tongue, he is Dovahkiin - Dragonborn!

You should have acted. They’re already here.
The Elder scrolls told of their return.
Their defeat was merely a delay.
From the time after Oblivion opened.
When the sons of Skyrim would spill their own blood.
But no one wanted to believe. Believe they even existed.
And when the truth finally dawns, it dawns in fire.
But there is one they fear.
In their tongue, he is Dovahkiin - Dragonborn!

(Source: ysmirs)

Posted 3 days ago
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Posted 4 days ago

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Posted 4 days ago
goreydetails:

did-you-kno:

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Still, the “better, faster” has me suspicious…

goreydetails:

did-you-kno:

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Still, the “better, faster” has me suspicious…

Posted 4 days ago

fitnessgyro:

I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

OMFG

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THIS WAS MY WORST NIGHTMARE 

(Source: k1mkardashian)

Posted 4 days ago

the-beautiful-world:

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THIS

IS

NOT

FUCKING

OKAY.

DO NOT FUCKING COMPARE YAHOO BUYING TUMBLR TO SOMETHING THAT KILLED SO MANY.

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU ALL.

YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK.

Posted 4 days ago
  1. Mom: If you were going to kill someone, what weapon would you choose?
  2. Me: A dull knife.
  3. Dad: Why a dull knife?
  4. Me: You want to really mess someone up and make it painful? Use a dull knife. Sure, it's going to take a bit more effort, but it isn't going to cut. It's going to rip. It'll be painful, and if they survive the healing process will be a lot more difficult and painful. A dull knife expresses more anger than a sharp knife. A sharp knife is kind of the nice guy murdering tool, but if I'm going to kill someone I'm going to assume that I have finally snapped so I'd go for something painful and vicious.
  5. Mom: We've raised a potential serial killer.
  6. Dad: I don't know about you, but I'm proud of the amount of thought that went into that.
Posted 4 days ago

lacigreen:

vanillacherries:

i-am-god-like:


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how did he know?

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i just wanted to belong

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shame………………………………..

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“Ugh, why did I put in my contacts and then put on my glasses? I can’t read this post at all … Okay, that’s bett-WHAT DID YOU SAY?”

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Cheers, fellow sluts

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Sticks and stones.

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what the fuck, you sluts didn’t invite me to the party?

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I accept.

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And proud.

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fuck u got me

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it’s the truth guys idk what the fuck i’m reading

The men of tumblr > everywhere else. 

The men of tumblr.

I want to date them all.

BABES.

(Source: babylizard)

Posted 4 days ago

the-companions-doctor:

sharlina6:

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Fact of the Day: Cats have unattached collarbones, which means that they can fit through any aperture large enough to accommodate their heads. 

whenever someone judges me for wanting to be a cat I’ll just direct them to this